Imma Imma Upgrade ya!

So I was on an international flight in coach. I was trying to sleep. It was strange, the chairs reverse reclined. They made it so you were basically hanging from your seatbelt upside down. Then the flight attendant came and said there's some 1st class seats available. But he was upgrading rows and rows coach passengers. So when we went up it was like a really old antique house. Very floral print and dark. There were stair cases and we had to find our seat because the flight attendant was no where to be found. So every time I thought I found a bed it was already taken.